kiwi in real life.

I’m about to go to my interview. I was checking myself out, and realized that I forgot to put on deodorant. I seriously only do this once a year or so, but always when I know I’m about to be judged on my beauty and general cleanliness competence. Since this IS the beauty closet and all, I sprayed myself all over with Taylor Swift’s new perfume (because that crap can smother anything.) I forgot that I’m wearing a silk dress, so the perfume stained around my pits looking like sweat stains. Cue to me now flapping my arms like crazy trying to dry my dress off, triggering probably more sweating. I am totally cut out for this line of work.