December 2011
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Make your Christmas cards spread more joy! →
Well, it’s that time of year again. My birthday, Christmas, Hanukkah, and New Year’s all happened within two weeks now there are so many greeting cards on my desk that I can’t even see the counter. Pretty soon, the thank you cards are going to start rolling in. Every year, around this time, I gather a bunch of my old cards and some of my family’s and send them off to the St. Jude’s Hospital...
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Checking my email
Friend from college;
“hey bitch! L told me u turned 21 so can u come ovr for new years? Were getting wasted n we wanna chhilllll. Lol how’s the magazine?”
… No
Christmas means I eat my Taco Bell off the fancy...
What? I’m the epitome of class.
irene-claire asked: ah! so jealous of all the make up you got! so lucky. haha.
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Oh, look at that. I made it to 21.
it’smybirthdayit’smybirthdayit’smybirthday.
Have a beer for me, okay?
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Well, I survived my first semester of grad school.
Though if I manage to complete this 18 page paper on a single paragraph of Nabokov, someone needs to nominate me for sainthood because I will have performed a miracle.
Good thing Nina Garcia doesn't hire the beauty...
Cause that tragic outfit aside, I got the job!
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tresfuegos asked: Everyday when I wait for my elevator, I see your face telling me to sign up for winter session classes. It's driving me mad!
Calling all college girls interested in being in...
We’re currently on the lookout for real girls’ pictures! Here’s what we’re looking for:
March Madness: we need your most school spirited pictures! Pictures of you and your girls at your school’s basketball game, all decked out to show your spirit!
Road Trip!: Got any pics of you and your girls at a silly roadside attraction? Send them along!
Please send a few of...
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So you like winning free beauty products? →
You should definitely check out this page on Glitter Magazine’s website. They’re always giving away awesome beauty products, books, clothes, and various other goodies. All you have to do is register on the site and leave a nice comment on the contest page (usually telling them why you love the product/brand they’re giving away.) It’s a little bit more work than just typing...
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GUYS I'M FAMOUS.
Okay, okay. I know. Another blog of me thinking I’m famous. But for real this time! I would never believe it if someone else told me. Let me explain:
So this hip girl sits next to me on the bus today. A total improvement over the creepy old men, farting old ladies, and plague-ridden sneezers that usually frequent my side. She’s looking at something on her iPad and she’s chuckling aloud for a...
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You should mock me.
I’m about to go to my interview. I was checking myself out, and realized that I forgot to put on deodorant. I seriously only do this once a year or so, but always when I know I’m about to be judged on my beauty and general cleanliness competence. Since this IS the beauty closet and all, I sprayed myself all over with Taylor Swift’s new perfume (because that crap can smother anything.) I forgot...
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WatchI’ve been meaning to put this on here for quite some time now because New Jersey is my favorite place ever and this is why.
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I snagged an interview at Marie Claire for Monday
So, this is happening.
Why I am a really awesome person.
C: Hey did you see the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show?
K: You mean when I was walking around in my underwear this morning?
C: ...
Last night's commute traffic.
President Obama’s in town? Oh, well none of my deliveries are getting made on time. I’ll just go home early.
Justin Bieber’s in town? Oh, hell. I guess I’ll just walk home.