February 2011
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January 2011
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Watchohbabyitsnatalie:
Lauren Conrad on Fashion Fuck-Up’s
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I'm having a handstand contest with myself.
This can only end one of two ways.
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Science.
Yesterday, in Linguistic Theory class, my recitation leader gave us all the task of defending or making an argument against different fields in terms of if they could be considered “science” or not. The list was mostly things like biology, chemistry… in other words, indisputable sciences. I had to listen to a bunch of people defend biology as a science. We know it’s a...
“He had become so completely absorbed in himself, and isolated from his fellows...”
– Crime and Punishment (via dostoyevsky)
Rutgaaaahs, y u no tell me I smaaaaht?!
I just got my college transcript in the mail. I need to scan it to send along to grad schools. It’s the first time I’m hearing about being on dean’s list for like, almost the entire time. Thanks fir the memo.
Kiwi the murderer.
This morning I accidentally hit a squirrel while I was drivin to class. I swear it was unavoidable. I’m usually terribly alert of critter crossings, but he was maneuvering around too much. I hate it. I started bawling immediately, and continued well until I got to class.
Worst day ever. Tragic. I keep apologizing to no one in particular.
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My professor gave me a gold star on his attendance...
My kindergarden sense of pride loves it, though I am mildly concerened that my professor is a grown man who carries around gold star stickers. Just in case.
I guess class starts back up tomorrow.
I’m not really sure, because my professor already canceled my first class of the semester. It’s promising, really.
Senioritis, commence.
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I got mistaken for a mannequin in a Nike store...
I was standing by the door, waiting for my mom to finish paying. Some lady comes through the door, stares me down, and starts laughing her ass off. She tells me, “Oh god, I had to do a double take. I thought you were a mannequin.” I just laughed awkwardly.
Because what else do you do when you are mistaken for a soulless commercial entity masquerading as a human form?
I don’t...
Current things plaguing my internet:
Zodiac hullabaloo Facebook statuses.
More pictures of the NJ snow. This time, “The Snowpocalpyse that wasn’t.”
Sarah Palin blood libel.
people getting their lazy asses back in school mode.
All of this is actually making me avoid once “fun” websites. I have written like three papers today, instead.
Regular Spring 2011 classes haven't even started...
and I’m already putting my spring break and graduation dates on my calendar. I am also searching online for possible trips I can take during break and after graduating. I just need someone to go along with me to these places. Bah.
http://bieber.ly/5d03 →
This is the Bieber link to the blog you are reading right now.
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Had an enchilada for lunch.
Finished the whole thing.
I just deleted someone off of my Facebook because...
I hope the feline community does not take offense.
“Traveling is like flirting with life. It’s like saying, ‘I would stay and love...”
– Lisa St. Aubin de Terán (via kari-shma)
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There was just a piece of dried up cheese on my...
First, it was really alarming to see it chilling there.
Second, it was a little scary to know that it had been there long enough to completely dry out and glue itself to my hand.
This is typical, really.
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“Since I wasn’t consulted at the time of the creation of the world, I reserve for...”
– Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Adolescent (via ryannapier)
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Being a jerk: Part 2897389743835.
The guy who runs my film class (Professor? no.) sent us an email because one of the films we watched made Roger Ebert’s #1 on his Top Ten International Films of 2010 list. The thing is, this film was the most epic crap I’ve ever wasted two hours of my life on. And besides, it was actually made in 2008. So I get this email, and the guy’s asking us to think about why it just made...
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